I know what most people think. “Just bang a few groupies and get over it.” Well, the groupie thing got old for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll recount and probably have a few new groupie stories for you. But, it’s not as fun as you would think, at least not for me. For now [...]
Category: A Musician’s Tale
Life of a Traveling Musician Part 4
Life of a Traveling Musician Part 3
Now if I didn’t know Kevin better I’d say he was a huge liar. But since we got on the lineup to this festival a few years ago, I’ve seen that guy do some crazy shit with the ladies (and a few men, though he denies being “bisexual.”) He takes groupie whoring to a new [...]
Life of a Traveling Musician Part 2
The funniest part to this little romance though is that Dave’s girlfriend actually fucked our lead singer a few years before she and Dave met. I didn’t remember her, of course, but our lead singer did, which in itself is surprising considering how many chicks he bangs on tour. It was hilarious watching the introduction [...]
Life of a Traveling Musician Part 1
So, I’m off to do the summer tour with my band. I’m the bass player. No, I’m not going to tell you the name of the band, but I will say that we’re not unknown, though you won’t find us in the Billboard Top 10, and we tour every summer with a certain group of [...]
